15 Quotes to Help You Survive the Holidays With Kids

Holiday vacations hold a special meaning for all of us. Some think of parties, a Bahamas cruise, or visiting grandma. But what if holidays spell kids-at-home-running-riot? Erma Bombeck said, Being a child at home alone is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. Here are more funny quotes about holiday vacations. Erma Bombeck: No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday. George Carlin: Marry an orphan: youll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws. Alice Cooper: The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school. Roger Bannister: Our concept of a family holiday was going to a guest house in the Lake District or Wales where walking was part of the holiday. Kylie Minogue: I have had a holiday, and Id like to take it up professionally. Frank Tyger: When you like your work every day is a holiday. George Bernard Shaw: A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell. Sam Ewing: Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. George Carlin: The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. Philip Andrew: To many people, holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance. Earl Wilson: A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what youve been taking. Elbert Hubbard: No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one. Kenneth Grahame: After all, the best part of a holiday is perhaps not so much to be resting yourself, as to see all the other fellows busy working. Dave Barry: The best time to go (to Disney World), if you want to avoid huge crowds, is 1962. Raymond Duncan: A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.